$15.00
Screw cancer, and this phone stand.
Yup, you can use the screw on the side of this portable and cool looking NEXT LEVEL phone stand to lock in virtually any angle you want!
Want it completely upright? You got it. Want it laying totally flat? What a flex! When most people want their phone flat they just lay it on the table, but you, you’re buying a stand and making it completely flat, totally defeating the purpose of a stand, just to support NEXT LEVEL???
Who are you, and, how sore are you from flexing so, damn, hard? Points to you, and to this NEXT LEVEL “screw cancer” phone stand for making your epic flex possible today. Now please click “Add To Cart”.
The “screw cancer” phone stand was sketched out as a joke. But the joke’s on you for not buying one, because it’s great. Screw cancer, and this phone stand to tighten set it’s angle to a near infinite number of possibilities.
.: Made to order here in Shelton, CT
.: Incredibly physical flexibility, zero moral flexibility
.: The screw can be removed and handed to someone as a joke, but ask for it back
.: This could be called a three-piece stand, but it’s not
